What movies have not aged well?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-All the bad guys are black.

Why are white women not interested in dating Asian men? Are they not attractive to you at all?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The sun's poles have flipped. A spacecraft is watching what happens next. - Mashable

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Would you raise your children like your parents raised you?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Moonraker

Do you think Lady Gaga and Celine Dion have rehearsed separately for their performance at the Olympics opening ceremony?

-J W Pepper

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why does my vagina and around my butthole itch? I don't have weird discharge and I'm still a virgin.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Diamonds Are Forever

Octopussy

How can I handle my distrust and jealousy for my partner?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

A View to a Kill

-”Ah so!”

What was the craziest place that you had sex with someone in public?

You Only Live Twice

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

How to draft a will to avoid becoming an AI ghost—it’s not easy - Ars Technica

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why am I so tired of the keto diet?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

There is any scientific evidence that we live in a sphere. Why do others say that we lives in a flat Earth but there is no evidence that they have proven the existence of a flat earth?

From Russia With Love

Goldfinger

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

How do women feel when they are in love?

Live and Let Die

Dr No

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Is something wrong with my discharge? So, when I masturbate, white discharge comes from my vagina, but it's not stretchy, it's pasty. It doesn't smell and I'm not itchy, so I'm sure it's not a yeast infection. Why is it pasty though?